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3/28/2008
#@!%$ Computer Issues...
I just put new antivirus software on my computer and now the intronets are moving slower than fucking molasses. I did everything I was supposed to do. There are few things that aggravate me more than when shit doesn't work right. Grrr!
Here's a plan: kill the antivirus. Get Acronis imaging software (about $50) and a spare hard drive, and back up your entire computer once a week. Takes me about 40 minutes every Wednesday. Twice I've been infected by a virus since doing this, and each time I just restored the uninfected version over the infected one. Oh sure, you lose the occasional email address or file, but when I've got something really important that I want to make sure I don't lose, I put it on a USB drive right away. No morre slowdowns, and no more letting the bad guys ruin your life.
Cross-connect the starboard power coupling with the spare Dylithium crystals, ten perform a warm restart while you hurtle towards the surface of the planet.
I just set up my new computer last night and I kept getting all these damn script errors. I called my brother the help desk and just started screaming in his ear. He liked that.
I just put new antivirus software on my computer and now the intronets are moving slower than fucking molasses. I did everything I was supposed to do. There are few things that aggravate me more than when shit doesn't work right. Grrr!
14 comments:
You didn't do everything you were supposed to do... namely get a mac.
Did you defrag, baby?
I feel your pain, my brotha.
Here's a plan: kill the antivirus.
Get Acronis imaging software (about $50) and a spare hard drive, and back up your entire computer once a week. Takes me about 40 minutes every Wednesday. Twice I've been infected by a virus since doing this, and each time I just restored the uninfected version over the infected one. Oh sure, you lose the occasional email address or file, but when I've got something really important that I want to make sure I don't lose, I put it on a USB drive right away. No morre slowdowns, and no more letting the bad guys ruin your life.
hey, guy--
this comment has nothing to do with slow computer machines but i just had to tell you that your carved fish are fuckin' awesome.
amazing.
Cross-connect the starboard power coupling with the spare Dylithium crystals, ten perform a warm restart while you hurtle towards the surface of the planet.
I just set up my new computer last night and I kept getting all these damn script errors. I called my brother the help desk and just started screaming in his ear. He liked that.
You've been downloading porn again?
Slow internets is the worst!
Oh yeah, and then let's spend like five hours troubleshooting. I like that even more!
that is the NSA spying on you, you know
McAfee screwed my system up like nobody's business. Uninstalled it and voila! I run a system backup and windows defender and it's all good.
Yeah do you have McAfee? That may be the prob right there. I like AVG or AVAST
Yeah do you have McAfee? That may be the prob right there. I like AVG or AVAST
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