I think it was Benjamin Franklin who said, "The best means to gauge friendship is by how many comments they leave on your blog." Since this is about the 2-month anniversary of my foray into blogging, I thought I'd see just who Ben thinks my real friends are. These totals do not reflect the comments I received during my stint over on Grant's blog.
- Grant Miller - 41 comments
- Flannery Alden - 13 comments
- Frank Sirmarco - 11 comments
- Winter - 9 comments
- Vikkitikkitavi - 6 comments
- Dirty - 5 comments
- Echo - 5 comments
- Beth - 3 comments
- Big Orange - 3 comments
- Anonymous - 3 comments
- Lunar-fix - 2 comments
- Lulu - 2 comments
- Laaw-yuhr - 2 comments
- Newbluebaby - 2 comments
- Shroom-monkey - 2 comments
- Marni - 2 comments
- Sny Snoodles - 2 comments
The following each had one comment: Madison Guy, the tattered coat, powerbroker, Anne Altman, Coaster Punchman, Melinda June, getkristilove, Tenacious S, Julia, and Askinstoo
Grant, keep an eye out for the UPS truck. You've just won a Schwinn Stingray, a gift certificate for a free birthday cake from Roeser's Bakery located at 3216 W. North Ave., Chicago, IL, and a brand new $50 bill! Thanks to the rest of you for playing.
11 comments:
When shall I expect my year's supply of Turtle Wax?
Flannery: Sorry, it was an all or nothing competition. Besides, how often do you actually use Turtle Wax?
Vikki: I thought about links, but it seemed time consuming. Fuck it, I'll do it.
I only posted 11 times because I didn't want to air out our dirty laundry over a public forum.
I don’t wish to come off as prudish, but I find the following words offensive and do not wish to see them on your blog: squirt, Virginia, plasma, foreskin, or buttress.
Please comply immediately.
Well, never, actually.
But I've always wanted a year's supply of Turtle Wax. I suppose, since I don't use it at all, a year's supply for me would be no Turtle Wax. Hmm...I won a prize afterall!
Chris, you are amazingly easy to manipulate.
I like that in a man.
Frank: "Virginia had to buttress herself to avoid being bowled over by the baby-plasma squirting forth from the folds of his foreskin." - Jackie Collins. In your face!
Vikki: I am here to fulfill the desires of my readership.
Does three comments mean we're friends? That I can call you at 2 a.m. and cry about boyfriend troubles? That I'm required by law to bail you out of jail?
Beth: No, but four does! Congratulations!
How many posts does it take to get on your links list? Hmmmm?
Marni: Ask and ye shall receive...
I feel so important now! Cool!
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