8/26/2007

What The Hell Is Taking So Long?...

Considering how much time this motherfucker has spent at his Crawford ranch, you'd think he'd have all the damn brush cleared by now.

You don't suppose his little clearing sessions last just long enough for someone to snap a picture so he can get back to his Game Boy, do you?

7 comments:

'Bubbles' said...

Maybe the asshole should try doing a little "clean-up" in the midwest, where people had a freaking river go through their house. Oh, oh, that's right - FEMA will have something set up "early next week". I'd like to see those jackasses live with flood waters, mud, smell, flies, heat... over the weekend - the president? He's doing yard work and taking photo ops. What an ass.

Writeprocrastinator said...

"You don't suppose his little clearing sessions last just long enough for someone to snap a picture so he can get back to his Game Boy, do you?"

Naw, no Game Boys, just chilled Lone Stars and uncut Peruvian flake. Of course he's had the S**r*t S*rv*c* remove all pretzels within a ten mile radius, he can't take any chances.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

The war on brush is not like a conventional war.

Skylers Dad said...

You are all wrong on this one Chris. Sorry, but Bush isn't smart enough to work a Gameboy.

Amy said...

yeah... I was thinking along the same lines as Skylers Dad.

vikkitikkitavi said...

9/11 completely changed how Bush views brush.

Madam Z said...

"The war on brush is not like a conventional war."

Right! Bush wouldn't get his sorry ass anywhere near a conventional war.