8/06/2007

The Jeez-meister...

It makes me smile to think about the disciples calling Jesus "Jeez". Like Peter saying, "Jeez, dude, could you pass the hummus?"

Actually, I think they all spoke Aramaic or some shit, so I'm probably being unrealistic. Fuck it, though. I've got free will and an imagination, so I can conjure up what the fuck I please. You know who I have to thank for that?

Baby Jesus.

8 comments:

vikkitikkitavi said...

Actually, according to Matthew 4:12, Jesus was allergic to tahini, and so could not partake of the hummus.

genn6 said...

Hey yo, Jeez, wassup with dat ho Mary Magdalene, you best be wearin' a jimmy when you tap that.....maaaaan.

Writeprocrastinator said...

My in-laws have that picture of the J-Man that where he's holding a fishing net, has an expression very similar to the one you've posted and he looks like Billy Crudup.

Grant Miller said...

God bless!

Evil Genius said...

I think all images of Jesus should be converted to a 25 year-old Jewish kid from Queens with a scruffy goatee and a Beastie Boys tee shirt.

Bubs said...

Hey dude, nice Buddy Christ you got there!

GETkristiLOVE said...

You thanking Baby Jesus... Dude, that scared the Bajeezus out of me.

Dale said...

I loved the Buddy Christ but am still trying to decipher anything Selma Hayek's said in that movie.