It makes me smile to think about the disciples calling Jesus "Jeez". Like Peter saying, "Jeez, dude, could you pass the hummus?"Actually, I think they all spoke Aramaic or some shit, so I'm probably being unrealistic. Fuck it, though. I've got free will and an imagination, so I can conjure up what the fuck I please. You know who I have to thank for that?
Baby Jesus.
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Actually, according to Matthew 4:12, Jesus was allergic to tahini, and so could not partake of the hummus.
Hey yo, Jeez, wassup with dat ho Mary Magdalene, you best be wearin' a jimmy when you tap that.....maaaaan.
My in-laws have that picture of the J-Man that where he's holding a fishing net, has an expression very similar to the one you've posted and he looks like Billy Crudup.
Hey dude, nice Buddy Christ you got there!
You thanking Baby Jesus... Dude, that scared the Bajeezus out of me.
I loved the Buddy Christ but am still trying to decipher anything Selma Hayek's said in that movie.
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