Those of you who regularly visit my blog know that I'm a big fan of "The Google", primarily the image search. I feel my posts are naked without a picture attached. One thing I've noticed in my many searches is that, no matter what search phrase you use, eventually you'll find something pornographic. I'm trying a few benign phrases to see how far I have to go until I find a naked body. I'm not sure how often these things change, but hopefully the links I provide will still be valid.Here goes:
*Edited to add: As you may have noticed, some of these links are no longer valid (they don't show porn). I knew this would be a problem. The damn interwebs can't just hold still for a second, can they?
17 comments:
Dude - what do you think I go through with "Cherry Ride?" It's a pornographic world we live in.
amazing!
Wheel of Fortune only took two? My god...
My eyes hurt
I did a search for "dick small" on aol. I'm sorry, I can't get further into detail...
Okay, yes I can. One guys "boy" looked like a sardine. hahahahaaahaa.
Hey, speaking of bacon, I've been meaning to tell you about baconsalt.com. A friend of mine bought it and loves it. You can make anything taste like bacon!
Very nice!
And yet, I can't help but be disappointed. It appears my Santa Claus-themed S&M site is practically invisible to horny web surfers.
Not that you're horny :)
I hate you for coming up with this. I laughed quite hard at this.
Whoops, I had to change my security settings from 'Candyass Choir Boy' to 'Chris-Like Macho Pornsurfer' to get those links to work. Otherwise, all I get for Wheel Of Fortune is Vanna White pulling on a ... oh, wait a minute.
kittens and Santa had no nudity/porn.
Wheel of fortune had only nudists, not anything pornographic.
the pizza was cool, I may borrow that idea...
Mary Poppins was disapointing-- just 1 butt...
America had nuthin', either...
sizzling bacon-- that's probably from MY blog...
I find that yahoo image search is even filthier.
Jeez, you'd imagine that even perverts would realize that nudity and sizzling bacon just don't mix.
Sizzling bacon has a dirty connotation? Seriously? That's just not right.
I gotta go and check that out now. . .
I was glad to see that Coco was able to get her sausage pizza. She looked hungry...
I got as far as 1 page when I googled "toy".
I found my bio pic searcg for "tungstun october beast snatch" but no porn.
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