8/14/2007

A Little Experiment...

Those of you who regularly visit my blog know that I'm a big fan of "The Google", primarily the image search. I feel my posts are naked without a picture attached. One thing I've noticed in my many searches is that, no matter what search phrase you use, eventually you'll find something pornographic. I'm trying a few benign phrases to see how far I have to go until I find a naked body. I'm not sure how often these things change, but hopefully the links I provide will still be valid.

Here goes:
*Edited to add: As you may have noticed, some of these links are no longer valid (they don't show porn). I knew this would be a problem. The damn interwebs can't just hold still for a second, can they?

17 comments:

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Dude - what do you think I go through with "Cherry Ride?" It's a pornographic world we live in.

Teri said...

amazing!

Skylers Dad said...

Wheel of Fortune only took two? My god...

Bubs said...

My eyes hurt

Dick Small said...

I did a search for "dick small" on aol. I'm sorry, I can't get further into detail...
Okay, yes I can. One guys "boy" looked like a sardine. hahahahaaahaa.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Hey, speaking of bacon, I've been meaning to tell you about baconsalt.com. A friend of mine bought it and loves it. You can make anything taste like bacon!

Splotchy said...

Very nice!

And yet, I can't help but be disappointed. It appears my Santa Claus-themed S&M site is practically invisible to horny web surfers.

Splotchy said...

Not that you're horny :)

Grant Miller said...

I hate you for coming up with this. I laughed quite hard at this.

Cooper Green said...

Whoops, I had to change my security settings from 'Candyass Choir Boy' to 'Chris-Like Macho Pornsurfer' to get those links to work. Otherwise, all I get for Wheel Of Fortune is Vanna White pulling on a ... oh, wait a minute.

Big Orange said...

kittens and Santa had no nudity/porn.

Wheel of fortune had only nudists, not anything pornographic.

the pizza was cool, I may borrow that idea...

Mary Poppins was disapointing-- just 1 butt...

America had nuthin', either...

sizzling bacon-- that's probably from MY blog...

Spooney said...

I find that yahoo image search is even filthier.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Jeez, you'd imagine that even perverts would realize that nudity and sizzling bacon just don't mix.

Catherinette Singleton said...

Sizzling bacon has a dirty connotation? Seriously? That's just not right.

I gotta go and check that out now. . .

Frank Sirmarco said...

I was glad to see that Coco was able to get her sausage pizza. She looked hungry...

Big Orange said...

I got as far as 1 page when I googled "toy".

radialrelish said...

I found my bio pic searcg for "tungstun october beast snatch" but no porn.