If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
No Matter What Happens...
Whether Ms. Hilton is returned to jail or continues her house arrest, I take some small pleasure from knowing she was subjected to a cavity search.
My friend, Dave, and I were talking about it last night. Normally, if your job was to perform cavity searches on inmates, you'd probably keep it to yourself. However, I can see whoever got to perform Paris's procedure parlaying this into big bucks, perhaps a book deal. At the very least, I hope they saved the glove. That baby's got e-bay written all over it!