6/08/2007

No Matter What Happens...


Whether Ms. Hilton is returned to jail or continues her house arrest, I take some small pleasure from knowing she was subjected to a cavity search.

My friend, Dave, and I were talking about it last night. Normally, if your job was to perform cavity searches on inmates, you'd probably keep it to yourself. However, I can see whoever got to perform Paris's procedure parlaying this into big bucks, perhaps a book deal. At the very least, I hope they saved the glove. That baby's got e-bay written all over it!

8 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

You are always able to see the silver lining, Chris. Your optimism knows no bounds.

Johnny Yen said...

Man, they missed a big pay-per-view oppurtunity there, didn't they?

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I bet there's other stuff all over that glove besides ebay.

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

what will the bidding start at, do-yuh thunk?? in the 100's or will they jump right to 1k??

Jen said...

Paris probably enjoyed it..

Skylers Dad said...

I hope they recovered my class ring.

Grant Miller said...

I'd buy it.

cheer34 said...

I wonder if she has an allergy to latex? maybe she got a high colonic before she went to jail, just to make sure she was really clean up there.