6/07/2007

I Am Lemming, Hear Me Roar...

Since y'all are doing it, I'm going to do the "Some Guy needs..." Google trick and see what happens. Just so you know, I cheated a little. Some of them didn't make any sense, so I didn't necessarily use the first ten. You can check 'em if you don't trust me.
  • Some guy needs to get some clue.
  • Some guy needs to justify his existence.
  • Some guy needs money quick.
  • Some guy needs help with his pottery.
  • Some guy needs a part for his spaceship.
  • Some guy needs a fix.
  • Some guy needs some help.
  • Some guy needs to get that chainsaw away from him and chop 'ol Leatherface up.
  • Some guy needs to punch him in the face, steal his car, and have hot coffee with his old woman.
  • Some guy needs to do research to find out that being stuck to a video game for 40 hours a week makes him antisocial.
I will let you guy make of this what you will. I swear, I don't even own any video games!

10 comments:

Skylers Dad said...

I always suspected that you needed help with your pottery.

Johnny Yen said...

You need a part for your spaceship? Let me look in my basement.

mixednut said...

Psst.
You need a fix?
C'mon over here...

vikkitikkitavi said...

I do not believe you about the video games. You have one that you blamed for the whole green plaid couch debacle, if I'm not mistaken.

Chris said...

S.D.- I just had a vision of a really ill-advised version of that scene from "Ghost".

Johnny- Cool. I just need a few more empty toilet papre rolls.

Mixednut- How appropriate. Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman" just came on.

Vikki- Nice try. That's actually the program I use for my job and it is hardly a video game. Ask anyone and they'll tell you I don't do video games. I'm never gonna live that plaid couch down, am I?

The Boob Lady said...

LOL, that's awesome. I like them all! It's so hard to pick a favorite!

GETkristiLOVE said...

I hope Megan likes hot coffee after watching a good fight.

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

naaah, go for Ol' Leatherface. That dude's gotten waaay too much attention o'er the years.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I know just what you mean. Where I work, they insist that I play Major League Baseball 2K6 for hours at a time.

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

I tried this myself and was terribly disapointed with the results. I do like this one that i got: "Big Orange needs to keep that crowd quiet!!" but it's not enuff for a whole post, I don't think...