Don't worry. This post isn't about poo.
I get to take a truckload of crap to the dump today. Whee!
It's always a great feeling for me to purge a bunch of unnecessary shit from my life. It brings back memories of when I drove a garbage truck for a suburban park district. It was one of those little garbage trucks and looked like this:
It was actually a pretty cushy assignment. The two of us assigned to garbage detail were autonomous and could go where we wanted. We could usually hit every park before lunch. Since I was driving, I could drive up alongside a piece of trash in the middle of a park and make sure it was on the shotgun side so that my partner would have to get out and pick it up. When the truck was full, we'd make the long drive out to the dump. Granted, coming into contact with garbage juice each day was a little unpleasant, but overall it was a nice summer job.