6/28/2007

Eight Is Enough...


My pal , WP, nailed me with an "eight things you don't know about me" tag. At this point, I'm not sure there's anything left you don't know about me. I'll give it a shot, though:
  1. I can't stand it when people use bad language. I find it extremely offensive.
  2. I attend religious services three times a week. I do it to make sure I don't have any trouble getting into heaven.
  3. I watch an average of four minutes of television per week.
  4. I own an "O'Reilly Factor" jacket with matching "O'Reilly Factor" mittens.
  5. My favorite leisure activity is going to the mall.
  6. I look amazing in swimwear.
  7. I'm beginning to think we were right to invade Iraq.
  8. I never lie.
I know a bunch of you have done this one, but if you're stuck for something to write, consider yourself tagged.

9 comments:

Writeprocrastinator said...

Say it ain't so, Chris, say ain't it so! Tell me you haven't crossed over to the dark side!

Tell me that Mr. Dick Sneer and Anne (um, "female-hair") haven't gotten a hold of you! Say it ain't so!

Jen said...

I bet you look HOT
in that "O'Reilly Factor" jacket..

Teri said...

you're going straight to hell!

GETkristiLOVE said...

And you never speak of poop, caca, guano, shit, terds or dumps either.

Skylers Dad said...

You recently made the tough decision to rename Assman to RectumKitty.

Flannery Alden said...

O'Reilly Factor Mittens!!! I don't know why that cracks me up.

Grant Miller said...

You already have the O'Reilly jacket and mittens? Great. There goes my birthday present for you.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Flannery Alden said...

You can send the mittens to me, Grant Miller.

Dale said...

I thought you were all about socks now Flannery? I'm confused.

Chris, you're a dirty fucking liar and that's why you make sense to me.