6/13/2007

If You See 'Em, Buy 'Em A Shot!...

These two little Monchichis turn 21 today.

On second thought, have them buy YOU a shot. They've got more money than God.

Greedy bitches.
Imagine that.
Expecting your poor ass to buy them a shot when they could buy the whole damn bar.
The nerve...

15 comments:

Grant Miller said...

I can't believe that. The nerve of those two to ask ME to buy THEM a drink. Shit, they could fucking buy ME if they wanted - they've got so much money.

Fuckfaces.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I'm not sure buying them a shot would be such a good idea. Have the Olsen Twins even ever had alcohol before?

Frank Sirmarco said...

The Olsen twins have forgotten more about drinking than you and I will ever know, Chris.

I heard Dave Coulier made them drink grain alcohol at knife-point when they were filming Full House.

GETkristiLOVE said...

A little known fact that my mom (an Avon lady) told me: Avon is the biggest seller of direct movie sales to homes. If that isn't scary enough, the top movies a while back were all the ones these lil' rugrats starred in.

mixednut said...

How 'bout I buy 'em both a cheeseburger instead?

Jen said...

I think
they were so friggin
ugly when they were
kids..

is that wrong?

Zed said...

I'll make 'em popcorn. That's the best I can do.

Zed said...

Jen, I think they were cute as kids. It's NOW that they're ugly.

Dick Small said...

I'd love to shoot them. Count me in.

Flannery Alden said...

You got it, dude!

Skylers Dad said...

Is the rumor that they share a common Uterus true?

Big Orange (a.k.a. "Uncle Moonpie") said...

Hmmmm....

Doc said...

My 5 year old is hooked on the reruns of Full House, and I can't bring myself to tell her that they both belong in rehab.

These bitches need more help than Micheal Jackson, George W. Bush, and Dave Coulier combined, but I would love to see a reality t.v. show that had them all in therapy together. Someone call VH1, we have a show to pitch.

Doc

Writeprocrastinator said...

Ehi, they still look like they are twelve or have escaped from the set of "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind."

Coaster Punchman said...

They're only 21? Sheesh.