If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I can't believe that. The nerve of those two to ask ME to buy THEM a drink. Shit, they could fucking buy ME if they wanted - they've got so much money.Fuckfaces.
I'm not sure buying them a shot would be such a good idea. Have the Olsen Twins even ever had alcohol before?
The Olsen twins have forgotten more about drinking than you and I will ever know, Chris.I heard Dave Coulier made them drink grain alcohol at knife-point when they were filming Full House.
A little known fact that my mom (an Avon lady) told me: Avon is the biggest seller of direct movie sales to homes. If that isn't scary enough, the top movies a while back were all the ones these lil' rugrats starred in.
How 'bout I buy 'em both a cheeseburger instead?
I thinkthey were so frigginugly when they werekids.. is that wrong?
I'll make 'em popcorn. That's the best I can do.
Jen, I think they were cute as kids. It's NOW that they're ugly.
I'd love to shoot them. Count me in.
You got it, dude!
Is the rumor that they share a common Uterus true?
My 5 year old is hooked on the reruns of Full House, and I can't bring myself to tell her that they both belong in rehab.These bitches need more help than Micheal Jackson, George W. Bush, and Dave Coulier combined, but I would love to see a reality t.v. show that had them all in therapy together. Someone call VH1, we have a show to pitch.Doc
Ehi, they still look like they are twelve or have escaped from the set of "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind."
They're only 21? Sheesh.
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