6/05/2008

My Nuts...

The other day, Megan bought a big bag of cashews and almonds. They are delicious. Unfortunately, she has a kitchen organization system that I am unfamiliar with, so if I can't find something in approximately two seconds, I ask her:

"Excuse me. Where might I find the giant sack of nuts?"

Megan replied, "Have you checked your underpants?"

As I reached down to pull the waistband away from my gut to check, it occurred to me that I'd been had. "You silly goose!" I thought to myself, "she's talking about your scrotum!" I felt like a heel.

At any rate, I eventually got my nuts, so it all worked out.


Edited to add: Someone (Beckeye) wanted to know just how big this sack of nuts was. Well, it was about YAY BIG.

13 comments:

BeckEye said...

Just how giant is that sack?

Teri said...

you two, what a perfect match!

Mnmom said...

Give us some warning!! Or perhaps I should just consider myself warned from this day forward.

Amy said...

that.... is not ok.

Melinda June said...

that picture took awhile to load, and I must say I was a bit worried what was going to show up.

Valerie said...

that's HAWT!

Joe said...

It must be a laff riot around there whenever you cook weiners.

Anonymous said...

wow, first a post about stool samples, then one about giant sacks of nuts.

Just when i thought your blog couldn't get any worse, you go and do something...to TOTALLY REDEEM yourself! :o)

SkylersDad said...

Chris, you continue to be my blogging hero!

Moderator said...

Nice nuts.

Distributorcap said...

you must have stretched out underwear

Micgar said...

Those are some big almonds! You're a nut!

GETkristiLOVE said...

This is like the male version of my blog. I guess that's why I love reading it so much.