If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
More Bird-Related Issues...
Lately, I have been working from home if at all possible in order to save gas. Sitting here, I've noticed there is a bird nearby that has a call that is identical to the "Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!" refrain from the old Chia Pet jingle. I don't know why I tell you this other than it is now burned into my brain after listening to it all morning.