The other day, Megan bought a big bag of cashews and almonds. They are delicious. Unfortunately, she has a kitchen organization system that I am unfamiliar with, so if I can't find something in approximately two seconds, I ask her:"Excuse me. Where might I find the giant sack of nuts?"
Megan replied, "Have you checked your underpants?"
As I reached down to pull the waistband away from my gut to check, it occurred to me that I'd been had. "You silly goose!" I thought to myself, "she's talking about your scrotum!" I felt like a heel.
At any rate, I eventually got my nuts, so it all worked out.
Edited to add: Someone (Beckeye) wanted to know just how big this sack of nuts was. Well, it was about YAY BIG.
13 comments:
Just how giant is that sack?
you two, what a perfect match!
Give us some warning!! Or perhaps I should just consider myself warned from this day forward.
that.... is not ok.
that picture took awhile to load, and I must say I was a bit worried what was going to show up.
that's HAWT!
It must be a laff riot around there whenever you cook weiners.
wow, first a post about stool samples, then one about giant sacks of nuts.
Just when i thought your blog couldn't get any worse, you go and do something...to TOTALLY REDEEM yourself! :o)
Chris, you continue to be my blogging hero!
Nice nuts.
you must have stretched out underwear
Those are some big almonds! You're a nut!
This is like the male version of my blog. I guess that's why I love reading it so much.
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