I realized this today. The similarities are eerie.
First, Indiana Jones had stubble.Um, hello? I, like, NEVER shave.
Indiana Jones has a leather jacket.Dude, I TOTALLY had a leather jacket in high school.
His dad was Sean Connery.Would you like to see my birth certificate?
That's right. Same dad.
That's right. Same dad.
He's got his own Lego guy.Buddy, I don't want to brag, but I'm MISTER fuckin' Lego!
As if all that wasn't enough, get this:His name was Indiana, right?
Not only did my family take trips to Turkey Run State Park IN Indiana,
but I lived next to Indiana in Illinois AND had relatives that lived in Indiana.
Sorry if I just freaked you out a little.
Edited to add: The ever-brilliant Sans Pantaloons helps me prove my point. Thanks, Sans!
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and all the time i thought your were Ohio Jones
what do i know?
I'm more than a little freaked out. It's gonna take me some time to digest this.
That is just uncanny!! Perhaps you should be collecting some royalties.
Which reminds me, it's been far too long since we've seen a photo of your stubbled face.
Better Jones than late.
Yeah, but are you as rich as he is?
Uncanny...
weird
Except, as far as I can tell, you haven't jettisoned two wives and hooked up with an anorexic has-been. The advantage goes to you, my friend.
The world gets smaller and smaller every day.
I want some pictures of your exploits. Finding rare artifacts has got to have some pictures. Right?
This is all fine and good--so long as it isn't Gary Indiana Jones, that might get Dave in a tizzy again...nothing more concerning than a marine with a grudge--public defender or not.
Guido
Hey, I don't have to list as anonymous anymore. I'VE ARRIVED.
nice! I have always had a major crush on H.F.
Does Megan look like Karen Allen or Kate Capshaw or who just?
that's amazing. Does anyone ever call you "Junior?"
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