As many of you know, I'm not a big vegetable fan. I wish I was. I asked her what she was planning on growing.
Megan: Well, there'll be tomatoes, squash, peas, onions, garlic, various herbs, etc.
Me: (Sarcastically) Ooo, all my favorites!
Megan: Oh yeah? Well, what do you want me to grow?
Me: I don't know. How about frozen pizza? Hamburgers? Ice Cream Sandwiches?
You see, what makes this exchange humorous is that neither frozen pizza, hamburgers, nor ice cream sandwiches can be planted and grown. It's just not possible. It is ridiculous to even suggest such a thing. There's no such thing as a frozen pizza seed or a hamburger tree. And how the hell would someone grow ice cream sandwiches? They need to be kept in a freezer or else they melt all over the place! It's just not feasible. That's why it's so funny.