So, do you think you have the balls?
No, really. Do you think you have what it takes to play a round of Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf?
Well, I have news for you. You don't.
What's that? You say you've skied down Mt. Everest wearing nothing but a tutu while being chased by a rabid yak? Pffft.
You say you've wrestled Komodo Dragons on the isle of Borneo during a typhoon? Puh-lease!
I don't care if you've jumped out of an airplane with nothing but a Ziploc sandwich bag and some dental floss and survived. It doesn't impress me.
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can prepare you for the adventure that awaits you at Pirate's Cove. I'd be amazed if you weren't praying for the sweet release of death by the second hole.