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9/07/2007
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Should I start smoking crack?
Everything I hear is that it is WAY fun and very cool. I suppose I could just try it and see what I think. Luckily it's not supposed to be too addictive.
I say go for it, if you just want to lose a couple of pounds or need to relax. I got all kinds of people in my hood that smoke it, and they swear that it's totally NOT addictive, and they can quit whenever they want to.
Before picking up a new bad habit, try this: Buy two pixie sticks with the powdered candy in them (two different flavors mind you) and snort them up your nose. If you find this to be a pleasent experience, by all means, start smoking concentrated cocaine. I've heard tell it is a great pick-me-up about midmorning.
Crack is not addictive at all and it has changed millions of lives for the good. If you need more detailed information, get in touch with Britney Spears. She knows.
Should I start smoking crack?
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I say go for it, if you just want to lose a couple of pounds or need to relax. I got all kinds of people in my hood that smoke it, and they swear that it's totally NOT addictive, and they can quit whenever they want to.
Yes you should. That's how you get elected.
Start off easy, go for meth first.
Don't you already smoke crack?
Assume a wide stance, tap your foot in a sinister, knowing fashion, and get full mileage from the crack you already have.
Where did you get crack? From those mice in your house, I'll bet. Mice are always into all those experimental drugs and medical procedures.
just be careful-- that glass gets really hot!!
I go with heroin..
it sounds cooler
just sayin'
I've heard it's not addictive at all. It won't hurt ya, give it a try. tell us how it goes. maybe I'll try it myself.
Yes!
Before picking up a new bad habit, try this: Buy two pixie sticks with the powdered candy in them (two different flavors mind you) and snort them up your nose. If you find this to be a pleasent experience, by all means, start smoking concentrated cocaine. I've heard tell it is a great pick-me-up about midmorning.
Doc
Do it and then go mouse hunting.
Crack is not addictive at all and it has changed millions of lives for the good. If you need more detailed information, get in touch with Britney Spears. She knows.
It's cheap but passe - chrystal meth is the more fashionabile drug of choice these days. Get a trucker hat and give it a whirl.
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