9/14/2007

Rhyming Assistance For Aspiring Songwriters...

To the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever rhymed:

bigot

with

spigot.

You can thank me later.

12 comments:

Micgar said...

Flowin' like the foul-flavored (or fowl)spew of a bigot-
My love flows from me just like a spigot.


(Thinking of country music here.)
do you catch the rhythm?

Megan said...

And there's always kanniget. . .

Splotchy said...

Dig IT!

Flannery Alden said...

Spigot is one of my favorite words. Bigot...not so much.

Catherinette Singleton said...

They might not have written a rhyme for it yet, but they should have. Micgar has a nice start. I'm thinking Snoop Dogg might want to copyright it.

Skylers Dad said...

"Of course not! You are English types then"

Fucking brilliant, nice link megan!

The Idea Of Progress said...

You could write a song about thirsty Klansmen.

Dale said...

Or we could shank you.

A Ghost's Story said...

"shanks" a lot!!

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

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cooper green said...

There's a frigate in Skidegate (trust me, it rhymes).

Distributorcap said...

have you tried
Archie Bunker
with a spelunker?

or Carol o'Connor
with Madonner
(ok)