9/24/2007

I Think My Head Just Exploded...

I don't care if this source is reliable or not. Please don't ruin this for me!

Maureen McCormick
aka Marcia Brady claims she did lesbionic things with Jan Brady aka Eve Plumb back in the day. Maureen will details her sexual experiences with Eve in her new tell-all which doesn't hit stores until 2008.

A source told The National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."


Kinda puts the "Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" line in a whole new light, huh?

14 comments:

Teri said...

I'm sure since they worked alot on the show and since they were so close that they got really "Hot and Heavy", Chris.






does this help you?

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

There doesn't seem to be a straight man in this country unaffected by this news. It's the best thing since the Olsen twins turned 18.

Bubs said...

Christmas just got here early.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I'm sure this admission is not at all designed to sell books.

Next out: Ginger tells all about sexual three-way with "and the rest," AKA the Professor and Mary Ann.

Megan said...

Is "lesbionic" even a word?

Chris said...

Teri- Bless you.

TLWDL- We've waited a long time for this news.

Bubs- Indeed.

Vikki- Dammit! What did I say about not ruining it!

Megan- It is now.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

[... crickets ...]

cooper green said...

Wasn't this the pilot for The Brady Munch? I always heard that Marcia wanted to do a spinoff.

Spooney said...

I can't believe Marsha had a taste of Eve's Plum!!

Skylers Dad said...

And Alice the maid wore a Nazi uniform for administering "punishment"...

Spooney said...

Megan said...
"Is "lesbionic" even a word?"

Yeah, that sounds more like Jaime Sommers - the Bionic Woman was involved.

Beth said...

No man between the ages of 35 and 50 got a lick of work done today, did they?

Distributorcap said...

so Marica was lebanese and Mike Brady was just "happy"

A Ghost's Story said...

"lesbionic"?? is that like, really o'er the top lurve, or does it involve machinery??