Words can't express how nice it is to return to the office after a long weekend of leisure. It's so fucking wonderful to come back to a phone ringing with different people needing you to do this or that. It's especially fun to get ready for work before the sun has come up. It's moments like these that I can't help but get a little sarcastic.
Are any of you like me in that the majority of your idle thoughts are devoted towards trying to dream up feasible get-rich-quick schemes so that you can retire and do whatever the hell you want and wake up whenever the hell you want and travel wherever you want and never worry about stupid fucking money ever again? I've come up with a few, but it's going to require a lot of work to implement them.