9/04/2007

I Love Work!...

Words can't express how nice it is to return to the office after a long weekend of leisure. It's so fucking wonderful to come back to a phone ringing with different people needing you to do this or that. It's especially fun to get ready for work before the sun has come up. It's moments like these that I can't help but get a little sarcastic.

Are any of you like me in that the majority of your idle thoughts are devoted towards trying to dream up feasible get-rich-quick schemes so that you can retire and do whatever the hell you want and wake up whenever the hell you want and travel wherever you want and never worry about stupid fucking money ever again? I've come up with a few, but it's going to require a lot of work to implement them.

Dammit.

11 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

I called off instead. Why not postpone the inevitable?

Anonymous said...

work... don't talk to me about work...

---big Orange

Morris "Mo" Wanchuk said...

I'm in. I wish I could get a job that paid me for dreaming up these ideas. That's my get rich quick scheme. I am all for get rich quick ideas as long as they don't get me put in the federal "pound me in the ass" prisons

The [Cherry] Ride said...

We are a bunch of clever, smart people. I am sure we could come up with something.

Skylers Dad said...

I have no idle thoughts. The only job I ever enjoyed was being a stunt penis in adult films... bada boom, crash!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Grant Miller said...

I read your blog for my get-rich-schemes. So far nothing.

Micgar said...

Are you kidding me!? I spend every day, every hour, and minute thinking of ways to get out of the work day! And that's just at work. Then I come home and do the same-just not at work.

Beth said...

I just keep praying for a lottery windfall.

gizmorox said...

Yeah, me too Beth. Now all I have to do is start playing the lottery :)

lulu said...

You know, maybe your girlfriend could get a teaching job somewhere overseas, like maybe Bangladesh. With the great employment package and free housing, you might not even have to get a job.