If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Who is this chick?
If I had enough money to publish my own magazine, I'd put Oprah's picture on the cover every day too. I don't know why more magazines don't do this.
I am on the cover of "EG" magazine every month. What are you getting at, Chris?
It's because the "commoners" are fascinated with her...
Every month they look for who would be the ideal cover model, and it is merely a coincidence that it's always Oprah.
So when's the Some Guy Monthly magazine coming out?
I never noticed, probably because I don't like her. She is phony. How about opening a school for children here, in the USA!!!! How about helping the Native Americans, they got a raw deal and could use some help. Uh how about that miss O.
Probably you'll never know about my blog, but I'm not here to make a merchandising... I'm here because you write very well, congratulations!I'm reading about what you said about narcisim but one of yours gratests posts is " There He Goes Again...". Man! You wrote the truth!Bush aren't the USA President... He's the World's President! So his acts on the White House has a impact in the USA, in Brazil too and in the rest of the World.If you'll visit my blog probably you don't understand one word, but one image can say more than hundred words.And don't mind about my bad English =p
You will stop questioning The Oprah this second. For if you do not then The Oprah may decide you are not going to be part of this world any longer.
Those Oprah MAD TV skits were hilarious-I think she probably is like that in real life!
Beth: Don't ask me.Pavel: Next there's gonna be the Oprah Store. I know I'd like to wake up to a box of Raisin Bran with Oprah's face on it.EG: Um, nothing. How much is the subscription.S.D.: I understand.TIOP: Well, since she casts the (lone) deciding vote, it makes sense.Randy: Mine's more of an e-mag.Cheer: You should write her a letter.Regi: Welcome and thanks! Always nice to have visitors from Brazil.Dr.: Forgive me. All hail The Oprah!Micgar: I've never seen them. I'll have to check YouTube.
No free car for you, Some Guy.
I only read it for the articles.
Yeah, Ohrah lost me a while back when she was recommending sheets that cost as much as some people's groceries for a couple of months. Gee, thanks Oprah. Please, recommend some more fabulous stuff that most of us can't possibly afford.So who is still watching?What am I thinking. Probably the same people that listen to Limbaugh and vote for Bush.Ew.
Great. There goes my birthday gift for you. I'd already published the first edition of "Chris Illustrated" and was just waiting for the big day.Damnit.
Good point. Has anyone else ever done this?
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