3/23/2007

Payday!...

My business is weird. Unlike most people, I don't get a regular paycheck every other week or twice a month. I used to when I worked for firms. Now that I work for myself, I get paid in lump sums every so often. Today happens to be one of those days. I need ideas for what to blow my wad on. Here's my list so far:
  • a birdfeeder
  • crack
  • bird seed
  • Liquid-Plumr
Anyone have any suggestions?

25 comments:

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

I vote for Crack.

or catnip for The Assman.

teri said...

crack

OR something less harmful like weed

Chris said...

Um, guys, crack is already on the list. I'm looking for other suggestions.

Skylers Dad said...

Birdy crack (you have to ask specifically, it's not on the shelves) then Assman can go out and take 'em down!

Megan said...

I'm totally not the boss of you. Get whatever you want.

Teri said...

weed

Teri said...

bacon

Phil said...

Handgun.

Grant Miller said...

Internet Porn.

May-B said...

Isn't most internet porn free?

I vote for a lady friend for Assman. Or a boyfriend, I don't know what Assman prefers.

Geo said...

When you asked for suggestions as to what to blow your wad on, I thought this thread was going in an entirely different direction.

Johnny Yen said...

How about a plumber's crack. Oh, wait-- that's free.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Is the bird feeder a regular bird feeder, or a hummingbird feeder? Because if it's a regular bird feeder, you could also get a hummingbird feeder, if you want.

And vicey versey.

The Boob Lady said...

PCP. I don't know what's better, that or Special K. Any illegal street drug will do I suppose.

How about something shiny for Megan? We like stuff.

( I like Geo's answer...)

Jen said...

bagels

Anon. Blogger said...

Stock up on your favorite beverage, say beer for example. I believe in saving for a rainy day. I'm very responsible that way.

lulu said...

bacon, frozen pizzas, elk jerky, you know, staples.

Bubs said...

I would've seconded Grant Miller's suggestion, but everyone knows the best internet porn is free...and I'm always in favor of buying more guns, but that's been suggested too.

So I'll go with lottery tickets. Yes indeed.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Hummel figures and a wrist rocket (it's a slingshot with surgical tubing).

Flannery Alden said...

How about a gold tooth?

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

A new Apple Macintosh.

Dale said...

I can be bought. Or just get the chocolate bar.

Nobody™ said...

freaky sex

Valerie said...

Tofifay.

That candy rocks my world.

Big Orange said...

if you're gonna blow your wad, how about blowin' it on the back of some tight ass? (I like doggystyle, but you might prefer shootin' for the tummy area).