I don't need to belabor the fact that duct tape is useful for any number of things. We all know it. I know when I need to buy more, I grab the first roll I see at the hardware store, assuming they're all pretty much the same. However, for a few cents more, I'd buy scented duct tape.
I learned from my duvet cover post that it's probably an uphill battle trying to get men excited about buying bedding. I don't think I'll have the same struggle with scented duct tape. The trick is to come up with the fragrances men will appreciate. Here are a few to consider:
- Bacon (obviously)
- Polyurethane (Satin or High Gloss)
- Mown grass
- Female crotch
Maybe not, but fuck, it's just a goofy blog post. Nothing to get worked up about.