3/14/2007

Shit I Never Do...

I never, ever lick my thumb to assist me in turning pages of books or magazines.

Do you?

p.s.- A prize for whoever can find a pic on the internets of someone licking their thumbs before turning a page. I found nada, so I just did an image search for "huge tongues". Now THAT'S a wild ride!

7 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

I don't do this either. It's nasty. Why not use a rubber finger instead?

I spent a good three minutes looking for a picture of someone licking their thumbs before turning a page and couldn't find it either.

Melissa said...

No luck on the pic, though there is a horse called Turning Pages, in case your interested. I DO sometimes employ my spit to aid in my reading. Gross? Maybe. Effective? Definitely.

Writeprocrastinator said...

It never occurred to me before I saw "In The Name of The Rose" and it certainly wouldn't make sense to me after seeing that film.

Besides, my grandfather was in a newspaper driver and I worked in supermarkets for a little over three years, I've seen where magazines have been. It's Nitzche gone wrong and they will kill you.

Jen said...

pic

Prize Me

Skylers Dad said...

I must admit I have employed bodily fluids to assist in reading on several occasions...

Johnny Yen said...

Never.

I wet my right index finger.

Big Orange said...

that's one big-ass tongue... or is that mixing my bodily metaphors??