If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I don't do this either. It's nasty. Why not use a rubber finger instead? I spent a good three minutes looking for a picture of someone licking their thumbs before turning a page and couldn't find it either.
No luck on the pic, though there is a horse called Turning Pages, in case your interested. I DO sometimes employ my spit to aid in my reading. Gross? Maybe. Effective? Definitely.
It never occurred to me before I saw "In The Name of The Rose" and it certainly wouldn't make sense to me after seeing that film. Besides, my grandfather was in a newspaper driver and I worked in supermarkets for a little over three years, I've seen where magazines have been. It's Nitzche gone wrong and they will kill you.
I must admit I have employed bodily fluids to assist in reading on several occasions...
Never. I wet my right index finger.
that's one big-ass tongue... or is that mixing my bodily metaphors??
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