3/22/2007

Alf Dialogue That, Unfortunately, Never Was...

"Hey Willie! I had sex with your daughter and took a dump on the cat! Ha!"

10 comments:

May-B said...

If anything, it might have been said the other way around. Alf had a thing for cats.

Frank Sirmarco said...

Nice to see you made it a whole 24 hours without posting something gross.

Phil said...

Wasn't Alf always trying to eat the cat.

Chris said...

May-B- You make a good point. However, I believe he was more interested in eating cats than he was in having sex with them. Either way, it evokes a wonderful image, no?

Frank- At least the picture is clean.

Chris said...

Phil- Jinx!

The [Cherry] Ride said...

I think it was actually, "Hey Willie, I had sex with your daughter and took a dump on her." But anyways...

Melissa said...

I loved Alf, even with his whole, "I want to eat and destroy all cats" thing.

Phil said...

Doh!

Geo said...

"Hey Willie! While having sex with your cat I bit it on the back!"

Oh, wait, that would be Marv Alfert. Sorry.

GETkristiLOVE said...

The cat's name was Lucky, for obvious reasons.