3/26/2007

I Hope I Didn't Frighten Anyone With That Last Post...

The fact is, I don't really have a barbed wire tattoo. I was stuck for something to blog about. I thought to myself, "What makes today different from most days?" I noticed I was wearing a short sleeve shirt for the first time since last fall. The post just sort of grew organically from there.

I'm really a big ol' pussycat - non-threatening in every possible way.

Except when it comes to playing Euchre. I go for the fucking throat and don't take prisoners, so look the fuck out. I'm serious, asswipe...

12 comments:

K.I.D. said...

Bitchin.

I'm so glad you don't have that sissy Pamela Andersen tattoo.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

What, no tat?


I totally believed you. I feel so used.

Johnny Yen said...

Extreme Euchre... I like the concept. We play tackle Yahtzee at my house. Usually broken bones, most games.

Slinger said...

So now you can go out and get a tat of Garfield playing Euchre!

Big Orange said...

strip euchre? THAT would be kick-ass...

The Boob Lady said...

Euchre. Wow.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I've had to teach three people in Denver how to play euchre, just so I can get my fix.

Megan said...

Awwwwwww, sweet kitty.

PS I don't know what Euchre is. . .

Dale said...

Dude, where are your ears?

Anon. Blogger said...

I'm with Megan. Does this game require any thinking? If so, I'm out.

Skylers Dad said...

I have no clue what Euchre is. Is this like some sort of snipe hunt? Do I have to carry a shovel and dig my own grave as you laugh when I lose?

Flannery Alden said...

I'm with you. The point of Euchre is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.