- vote someone who wasn't affiliated with any organized religion into office.
- spend a substantial amount of time living in a grass hut on some remote island in the South Pacific.
- try to catch Hannity and O'Reilly making out, film it, and broadcast it via YouTube.
- learn to like mashed potatoes.
- do nothing but carve fish decoys all day for a month or two.
- go on a helicopter skiing trip in British Columbia.
- ask Dick Cheney how we'll know when the "War On Terror" has been won.
- kayak the length of the Mississippi River.
- try hang gliding.
- play raquetball with Marcia Brady.
- get really good at playing an instrument, either the piano or trumpet.
- get that damn dog that lives a block away to stop his infernal barking.
- gather all my blog-pals together for a big, drunken party.
If I Could...
If I could, I would...