Boy, it sure is fucking great to be back at fucking work, especially after driving in the fucking dark. Megan and I had a wonderful time over the freakishly warm weekend. She even helped me come up with a new, more appropriate name for my cat. I may post about it and I may not. You just never know.
I will now open up the floor to questions. And Big Orange, let's keep 'em clean, alright?
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Welcome back!
Were the crumbs cleaned out of your toaster?
OK, I want to know the old, inappropriate name for your cat!
Flannery- To my amazement, yes!
S.D.- The Assman.
I find it interesting that it warmed up for Megan's visit. Did you bribe mother nature in some way to make that possible?
Amy- It's strange. The same thing happened when she came to Chicago - unseasonable warm weather.
Well, blow me down and color me surprised! If I were a cleaning lady, it wouldn't even occur to me to clean there!
A) The new name is no more appropriate than the old name and B) I did not HELP you. In fact, I believe what I said was, "No. You cannot name a cat that."
But the weather WAS really nice. . .
Don't re-name The Assman!
Welcome back, Chris! Glad you had a good weekend!
Megan- (A) The new name is cool as hell and you know it! (B) I don't remember that part.
Randy- What can I say? Love will make you do crazy things.
Dick- Thanks! I always feel better when I see Mr. DeLay's face smiling back at me!
Welcome back. You look so much different (in a better way) than before you 'left'.
Chris, don't worry-- I called your cleaning lady and she came down and gave me a good swabbing 'tween the ears. I feel so... refreshed, somehow... I think I'll go read the Bible.
God bless you all!! ::sniff::
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