3/14/2007

I'm Back!...

Boy, it sure is fucking great to be back at fucking work, especially after driving in the fucking dark.

Megan and I had a wonderful time over the freakishly warm weekend. She even helped me come up with a new, more appropriate name for my cat. I may post about it and I may not. You just never know.

I will now open up the floor to questions. And Big Orange, let's keep 'em clean, alright?

12 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

Welcome back!

Were the crumbs cleaned out of your toaster?

Skylers Dad said...

OK, I want to know the old, inappropriate name for your cat!

Chris said...

Flannery- To my amazement, yes!

S.D.- The Assman.

Amy said...

I find it interesting that it warmed up for Megan's visit. Did you bribe mother nature in some way to make that possible?

Chris said...

Amy- It's strange. The same thing happened when she came to Chicago - unseasonable warm weather.

Flannery Alden said...

Well, blow me down and color me surprised! If I were a cleaning lady, it wouldn't even occur to me to clean there!

Megan said...

A) The new name is no more appropriate than the old name and B) I did not HELP you. In fact, I believe what I said was, "No. You cannot name a cat that."

But the weather WAS really nice. . .

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Don't re-name The Assman!

Dick Small said...

Welcome back, Chris! Glad you had a good weekend!

Chris said...

Megan- (A) The new name is cool as hell and you know it! (B) I don't remember that part.

Randy- What can I say? Love will make you do crazy things.

Dick- Thanks! I always feel better when I see Mr. DeLay's face smiling back at me!

Anon. Blogger said...

Welcome back. You look so much different (in a better way) than before you 'left'.

Big Orange said...

Chris, don't worry-- I called your cleaning lady and she came down and gave me a good swabbing 'tween the ears. I feel so... refreshed, somehow... I think I'll go read the Bible.

God bless you all!! ::sniff::