11/28/2008

Really Good Shit...

Okay, Thanksgiving is over. We're all full, hungover, or both. Time to move on to the important news of the day.

Researchers have found what appears to be the oldest-ever stash of marijuana in a tomb in a remote part of China. The 789 grams found buried alongside a man's body are believed to be about 2,700 years old. Also found in the tomb were several empty Taco Bell bags and some Marley CDs. Trace amounts of Cheeto residue were also detected.

23 comments:

Gwen said...

I bet that stuff burned quick.

. said...

Don't tell me you've discovered who you were in one of your past lives!!

katrocket said...

hahahahahaha!

My God, I think the woman in that photo is my friend Kornelia.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hey, I think that when they found it that...that..wait. What are we talking about? Hahahahaaa. I'm so wasted right now...What?

Jennifer and Sandi said...

That is one hell of a large ....Joint...is my age showing?

- Jennifer

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. I love that pic.

Anonymous said...

It didn't really belong to the man they found buried with it, he was just holding it for a friend.

Doc said...

They didn't happen to mention who his connection was did they?

You know...just out of curiosity.

Doc

Doc said...

The article mentions that he was also buried with a harp. I wonder if he just smoked it before jam sessions.

And after examining the photo, I'm guessing that there are 34 packs of Zig-Zags used in it's construction. This is an uneducated guess.

Doc

~E said...

Cheeto residue? Maybe an ancient ancestor of yours?

Cora said...

A-ha, I noticed there was a Neurologist involved in the "testing". Mm-hmm. That sounds about right. I'm telling you, they are the fun (FUN) doctors! :-)

Greta said...

mmmm...I'm hungry now.

paperback reader said...

Also, terrible taste in music was found at the scene, along with several Pink Floyd CDs and an ability to listen for hours to songs whose only words are "We're Jammin'."

. said...

I also read that "Scientists also tried to germinate 100 of the seeds found in the cache, without success"...pity..they could have started a good business with the "dope that gives you a trip to the ancient China"..

Mel O said...

LMAO @ smoking before jam sessions with the harp!!

This is hilarious... but where'd you find that picture of my usual Thanksgiving tradition?

Mnmom said...

I was gonna say "What? No Pink Floyd?" but pistolsatdawn beat me to it.

Distributorcap said...

if there is no cheech and chong LP, then it wasnt real pot

Dale said...

Go ahead, bogart that joint, plenty to go around!

Dr. Zaius said...

Just his personal stash, of course. For medicinal purposes.

Chris the Hippie said...

I got hungry just looking at that picture...

vikkitikkitavi said...

What, no Mallomars?

bubbles said...

hahahahaha!

I was laughing when I came to the comments - then I read the comments and laughing much harder. What a great group and what a great blog!!

Anonymous said...

You teach me important facts.