...but I'm starting to worry about our pal, Grant Miller. It's very unlike him to go this long without posting or at least tell us he'll be absent. I'm beginning to suspect foul play. The last time I saw Grant he was wearing a suit and tie. This was back in May at our friend's wedding. He may have changed clothes since then, but I doubt it.
I'm asking each of you to call your local hospitals, police stations, and brothels and report back to me ASAP. Grant might be in danger and may need our help!
Edited to add: He's safe! He posted something today!
It's someone pretending to be Grant to throw us off the trail. This thing is like a turd. The longer you wait before flushing it down the toilet, the more it stinks.
(I majored in analogies in college.)