11/17/2008

I Don't Know About All Of You...

...but I'm starting to worry about our pal, Grant Miller. It's very unlike him to go this long without posting or at least tell us he'll be absent. I'm beginning to suspect foul play. The last time I saw Grant he was wearing a suit and tie. This was back in May at our friend's wedding. He may have changed clothes since then, but I doubt it.

I'm asking each of you to call your local hospitals, police stations, and brothels and report back to me ASAP. Grant might be in danger and may need our help!

Edited to add: He's safe! He posted something today!

Unless...
It's someone pretending to be Grant to throw us off the trail. This thing is like a turd. The longer you wait before flushing it down the toilet, the more it stinks.

(I majored in analogies in college.)

11 comments:

teri said...

I was thinking the same thing, Chris. If he was away he would have gotten Timmy or Strawberry to guest post for him.

I'm worried.

I'll check the dumpsters.

Red said...

I, too, have been wondering about Grant's whereabouts. I'll call Warren. We're tight.

sista #2 said...

I heard he was with some hookers down at the docks.


peace
#2

Poobomber said...

He's in hibernation with his fellow groundhogs?

SkylersDad said...

My "insider sources" tell me he has the same pottery class as David Duckovny in the sex addiction clinic.

Dr Zibbs said...

I was thinking the same thing. When he's found, tell him to leave a comment or two on my blog.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'll check the bus station men's room for him, that's about all I can make time for.

McGone said...

I'm still convinced that the real Grant Miller was killed by hobos and left in a dumpster, while a team of bloggers assumed his identity and maintain his Media Empire.

Your friend is gone, Chris. Pour a 40 on the curb.

mixednut said...

*choking hysterically on McGone's comment*

Grant Miller said...

Rumors of my death have been slightly exaggerated.

But thanks for your concern Chris. I always knew I could count on you.

Leonesse said...

I heard Warren had him offed. Guess they were wrong. Pistols, give back the silver, bastards still alive.