7/24/2008

You Know What We Need More Of In This Country?...

Viagra jokes.

For some reason, no one likes to joke about Viagra. Since it was introduced, people treat it as some sort of comedic sacred cow. "Ooo, no. You can't joke about Viagra. That's serious business!", they say. It is only spoken about in hushed tones and NEVER publicly.

It's odd, too. One would think that a pill that makes old mens' wieners hard for extended periods of time would lend itself to snappy one-liners or the occasional humorous anecdote. Perhaps one day we will get over our societal hang-ups about four-hour wang turgidity and finally learn to laugh.

9 comments:

Splotchy said...

TOO SOON

Falwless said...

Holy crap.

I totally clicked "comments" to tap out the hilarious "TOO SOON" comment and then I saw Splotch fucking steal it right before my very eyes.

It's going to take me a while to get over this. A long while.

Splotch - You are hereby dead to me.

Dr Zibbs said...

Correctamundo. Nothing to joke about. And it gives me just enough time to finish the Dr Zibbs Big Book of Cancer Jokes.

Dr Zibbs said...

Also, "Don't make fun of it because then the terrorists win". Sorry Falwless. Can't use that one either.

Mnmom said...

Well, it's just HARD to make fun of Viagra. After all, Americans have a very RIGID sense of humor. We're all SOLID MEMBERS of the citizenry, and support old men in need.

Splotchy said...

falwless, I guess you were TOO LATE

Distributorcap said...

if big bob dole can hawk viagara -- then nothing is funny in life..


and what about those old men

Micgar said...

Dr Zibbs should go pitch a tent!

Madam Z said...

The widower's Viagra dillemna:
"All pumped up and no where to blow."

Mae West: Is that a Viagra induced erection, or are you just glad to see me?

Warning label on Viagara: For erections lasting more than four hours, use the enclosed antidote: a photo of Rosie O'Donnell naked.

Advertising jingle: Buy Viagra, the friendly pricker-upper.