As some of you may have heard, Oklahoma City is poised to field their first professional sports franchise! Lots of potential team names are being floated around. Here are a few:- The Oklahoma City Mariners
- The Oklahoma City Metropolitans (or "Mets" for short)
- The Oklahoma City Dolphins
- The Oklahoma City Penguins
- The Oklahoma City Texans
- The Oklahoma City Fighting Irish
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They are missing out on their brand if they don't name the team the "Dust Bowls".
This has been the big news story in Seattle. I for one don't really care about the Sonic's moving to OKC, I'm more of a college b-ball fan.
They obviously missed out on a good one: The Oklahoma City Bombers.
Flann- I considered it, but decided against it in the interest of good taste. As you know, this blog is all about good taste.
Why not the Oklahoma Corn Stalks? Because when one of them gets busted for drugs during the off-season as it seems every other team in the NBA has a member that does so, the headline would read "yes, they were high as an elephant's eye."
Why not the Oklahoma Crotch, er...Land Grabbers?
Is the "Oklahoma Shitkickers" out of the running?
How about the Oklahoma Blondies? Naw. Who in the hell is Blondie?
How about the "Noodlers"?
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