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7/29/2008
My Day Just Keeps Getting Better...
Not only did I get a birthday card from my insurance agent, but reviled senator Ted "Series Of Tubes" Stevens of Alaska is being indicted! What will happen next? Will it rain beer?
maybe Bush will be impeached.....that would be an excellent birthday gift....was the birthday card personally signed by the insurance agent or rubber stamped?....the real estate agent that sold us our house 7 years ago sends a card every year asking if we are ready to sell the house yet....it's not a birthday card but it's still a card.....
Please God, let it rain beer. I've got a swimming pool that needs filled.
For your birthday, may you get good and drunk, make sweet monkey love, get a great gift of something you wouldn't buy for yourself, and find $50 in the sofa.
I heard a clip today of an Alaskan saying it's embarrasing being an Alaskan because of this. Like how many times does an Alaskan run into a non-Alaskan? Come on.
16 comments:
Happy Birthday!
If you're lucky, the rest of the Alaskan Republicans involved in VECO will be indicted... Oh, happy day... and Happy Birthday!
maybe Bush will be impeached.....that would be an excellent birthday gift....was the birthday card personally signed by the insurance agent or rubber stamped?....the real estate agent that sold us our house 7 years ago sends a card every year asking if we are ready to sell the house yet....it's not a birthday card but it's still a card.....
Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm praying for you....
Happy anniversary of the birth of Some Guy!!!
Well the jury had better not disappoint!!
That poses a good question - would it be better to rain beer, or rain bacon? Hmmm.
I'll bet the news of Stevens' indictment was a better present than a pound of chocolate-covered bacon!
did you get a lottery ticket in your b-day card
my dentist sends me a birthday card with a lottery ticket
she figures that is what i will need when she tells me i need a crown
Don't forget - Bobbo Novak says he has a brain tumor... that's cause for a bit of dancing in the streets.
Please God, let it rain beer. I've got a swimming pool that needs filled.
For your birthday, may you get good and drunk, make sweet monkey love, get a great gift of something you wouldn't buy for yourself, and find $50 in the sofa.
Doc
I share in your happiness.
I heard a clip today of an Alaskan saying it's embarrasing being an Alaskan because of this. Like how many times does an Alaskan run into a non-Alaskan? Come on.
Happy belated B-day Chris!
I'm praying for beer to fall from the sky.
Happy belated birthday, Some Guy!!
Rain beer? Man, you know how to dream! It is monsoon season here, and beer would make a flood worthwhile! :-)
Happy B-day...
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