7/14/2008

Dad-Bites...

I remember when I was a kid, if I had a candy bar or an ice cream sandwich or something, my dad would sometimes ask me for a bite. I'd kinda sigh and look disappointed until he'd give me a look that said, loud and clear, "Hey, you little shit. You realize who's feeding you and paying for all your toys and clothes and everything, don't you? Don't even THINK about denying me a bite!" So, I'd reluctantly hand it over and he'd proceed to take the biggest fucking bite he possibly could, leaving me with less than half of whatever it was I was eating.

Anyone else's dad do this or was I the only one?

16 comments:

Splotchy said...

I AM THAT DAD

Dr Zibbs said...

My dad would do the same thing but instead of biting it he would put a hair on it then say, "nevermind, I'm not hungry."

SamuraiFrog said...

My dad not only did that, he'd take giant gulps of my soda, too. We used to sit and watch wrestling when I was about seven, and he'd make us both a bologna sandwich with some Fritos and a Pepsi. Then he'd take a bite of my sandwich, eat half my Fritos, and drink most of my Pepsi in one gulp.

I'll remember this when he gets older and more infirm...

Philly said...

I'm a Mom that does that !!

sista #2 said...

I am that MOM.

Offspring hate me



peace
#2

Mnmom said...

My KIDS do that!! Drives me insane! Perhaps it's time to start reciprocating.

Falwless said...

OH MY GOD WE HAD THE SAME DAD

lulu said...

My dad didn't do that, but I have a friend who says, if she;s giving you a bite of something "no Daddy bites; only regular bites".

SkylersDad said...

No, I actually had the best dad in the world. Seriously, I did!

Dick Small said...

Um, you know Chris, I realize I'm being a bit off-topic here, but I'm still waiting for that fish carving you promised. I'm trying to be patient, but....

Cheer34 said...

that is just mean...what does that teach a kid......

BeckEye said...

I was always the kid who'd be like, "just take the rest of it." I don't like to share saliva. Unless it's with a really hot guy who's not related to me.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Every one in my family does this. It's why I lived alone for so long.

I hate it when someone takes a drink of my drink and leaves lip marks on the glass too.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

My dad just beat us until we gave him whatever he wanted. Well, he did until I shot and killed him.

Kidding.

Dick Small said...

Well????? How about it, Chris??????? Am I gonna see that fish carving or not??


(btw, there's that bernard guy again. He keeps showing up at my place. He's everywhere. lurking..).

vikkitikkitavi said...

Kristi and Bro and I used to call DadE's bites "shark bites" because they were so huge.