If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Oh you're just dumping on him
I'm waiting for the author to come to my town for a book signing. I'm going to fling a bag of flaming poop at him. And when I'm arrested my plea will be that I honestly interpreted the book as a call to fling poop at the author.
Oh I heard that book is just a bunch-a caca!
I dunno, seemed to me the authors couldn't really get their shit together.
I heard it was co-written by a feces-flinging monkey.
I should write How to Poop in the Woods.
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