I remember when I was a kid, if I had a candy bar or an ice cream sandwich or something, my dad would sometimes ask me for a bite. I'd kinda sigh and look disappointed until he'd give me a look that said, loud and clear, "Hey, you little shit. You realize who's feeding you and paying for all your toys and clothes and everything, don't you? Don't even THINK about denying me a bite!" So, I'd reluctantly hand it over and he'd proceed to take the biggest fucking bite he possibly could, leaving me with less than half of whatever it was I was eating. Anyone else's dad do this or was I the only one?
