10/31/2008
Please Don't Let It End!...

10/30/2008
Casting...
I've watched a shitload of TV in my day, but I have yet
to see a show that utilizes the potential chemistry of
to see a show that utilizes the potential chemistry of

The only things missing are:
- a title
- a setting
- a third character
10/29/2008
I'b Sick...

Megan is taking care of me. Later on we're going to try an experiment that involves waterboarding, only with orange juice and chicken soup. I'll let you know if it works.
10/28/2008
My Contribution To The Big Wicked Online Pageant...
One of my longest-time blog pals, Beth, has asked anyone interested to post a picture or two of ourselves as children in our Halloween costumes. I was able to find two. I'm not sure what year they're from:
In this one, I am the Tin Man from "The Wizard Of Oz". The costume consisted of a silvery posterboard top (with heart) and a cone hat. From the look on my face, I either had a case of the shits or I wished I was going as Evel Knievel instead. And who else hated those plastic pumpkin candy buckets? As I got older and more savvy, I switched to a pillowcase which had loads more candy-carrying capacity.
Here I'm a pirate. A pretty lazy costume if you ask me. If it weren't for the bandana and the eye patch, I'd look like I did every other day (The mustache was real. I was able to grow facial hair at an early age).
Other entries can be found HERE.


Other entries can be found HERE.
Just Call Him "Poo Pants"...
My brother sent me this delightful tale told by Hall Of Famer George Brett. I thought it was appropriate for this blog. The sound is a little bad at the beginning, but it gets better. As my brother noted in his e-mail, perhaps it WASN'T pine tar after all.
10/27/2008
Guilty!...

of all counts at his corruption trial today.
This is the "Internet=Series of Tubes" guy.
Normally I wouldn't derive so much pleasure from another's
misfortune, but I really don't like this guy.
Thanks for handing the Dems your Senate seat, you corrupt prick!
The Joy Of Google Reader...

- All These Wonderful Things (a documentary blog)
- Doc It Out (another documentary blog)
- Extraneous Kickassery
- Film Junk (a film blog)
- WhiskeyMarie
- Alice In Average-Land
- Anonymous
- Constant Winter
- Everything I Like Causes Cancer
- Fire That Agency!
- Fonzie Socks
- Holy Crappers
- Impeachment And Other Dreams
- International House Of Blogcakes
- Just A Moment Of Miscellany
- KimDeC
- Leonesse
- Psychotic Secretary
- Rocket Radio
- Save Your Generation
- Sexy People
- Slightly Mordant
- Special K
- Suzel's Sass
- The Imaginary Review
- Untitled Blogger Project
10/26/2008
My Dream...

10/24/2008
10/23/2008
10/22/2008
I Haven't Done One Of These In A Long Time...

- Clothes: I would have made a good communist. I wear a lot of drab clothing. The last thing I want is to look flashy. Today is no exception. I have on brown shoes, jeans, white crew socks, boxers, and a white t-shirt under a plaid flannel shirt. This is standard once it's too cold to wear shorts.
- Furniture: If I had my way, I'd own nothing but rustic furniture (things made out of sticks and bark). The stuff I have is either stuff Megan had, stuff people gave me after they were sick of it, or stuff I made myself.
- Sweet: I love most sweets, especially things with chocolate. You could cover cat turds in chocolate and I'd probably eat them.
- City: I've been to many big cities, both domestic and foreign, and I still love Chicago the best. It feels like home. I might put Paris at #2. I know people have a problem with France, but that is one cool city.
- Drink: I fucking love lemonade. There's this organic shit that I get that's fantastic. As far as alcohol, I mostly drink Canadian beer. Sometimes I'll have a G & T. I also like sangria occasionally.
- Music: Go HERE.
- TV Series: For me, The Sopranos is still hands-down the best. Right now the series I try the hardest not to miss is The Office.
- Film: Duh. Most documentaries. I can't watch enough of them.
- Workout: I ski in the winter. Thankfully, I have a small appetite and a high metabolism. Otherwise I'd be one of those people who needs to be airlifted off of their couch.
- Pastries: Donuts. I also really like pain au chocolat.
- Coffee: I've never had coffee on its own. Ever.
10/21/2008
Everyone Relax!...

And then there will be a lull in the conversation.
And then a shared glance that lasts a little too long.
And then their legs will accidentally touch.
And then Madonna will ask Gwyneth if she's ever thought about kissing a girl.
And, well, you can fill in the rest...
10/20/2008
Whatever You Do...
*- This message brought to you by: Citizens Living In "Pro-America" Parts Of The Country Who Have Had About Enough Of Her Stupid, Pathetic Bullshit (CLIPAPOTCWHHAEOHSPB for short).
10/19/2008
10/17/2008
Documentary Film Of The Day: Standard Operating Procedure...

EDITED TO ADD: I just watched this for the second time, this time with the commentary track on. The commentary (which is excellent) continued into the closing credits. I wasn't really paying much attention until I noticed my brother's name listed. I knew he had worked with Errol Morris on commercials, but didn't know he had worked on this particular film. I called him to confirm it was him. He hadn't seen it yet and was unaware that he was in the credits.
Netflix link HERE.
Dude, Enough With The Toilet Posts Already!...

10/15/2008
Drunk Blogging...

I just got back from the local Wensday (fuck the d) night beer tasting. It was Belgian beer night and all those beers have some serious alcohol content in 'em. I'm fired up about this shit!
Taft. That dude was huge.
Part Six...
They just keep on coming!
I went with something a little more hardcore.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - What's At Stake
I went with something a little more hardcore.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - What's At Stake
Future Sex Offenders...







*Bonus Picture* (Totally not safe for work. Includes female naughty bits. But it's not gross. I promise.) I found THIS PIC of an excellent tattoo during one of my Google image searches. Some of you pervs may have seen it already, but I hadn't.
10/14/2008
10/13/2008
Sand The Floor...

10/09/2008
Apparently, This Isn't Some Fucked-Up Parody...
If you want to donate to this lunatic, here's his website.
He really seems hung up on the whole two iron legs deal.
This link came from a friend who got it
from some wingnut idiot he knows.
There's just too much here to comment on...
This link came from a friend who got it
from some wingnut idiot he knows.
There's just too much here to comment on...
Part Four...
Here is part 4 of my blog movie. I assume everyone knows what I'm doing by now, but in case you don't, go HERE.
Tune: "Rock The Joint" by Reverend Horton Heat
Tune: "Rock The Joint" by Reverend Horton Heat
10/08/2008
An Endorsement...

Anti Monkey Butt. Doesn't your ass deserve the very best?
10/07/2008
I Know You Guys Are Probably Sick Of These...
...but, really, who doesn't love a rapid succession of pictures set to music? In this case I used "You're So Damn Hot" by OK Go.
No Rummy Rumsfield pictures in this one, but I can promise a lot of cleavage.
There are also six prominent bloggers scattered throughout the video (not including yours truly). See if you can identify them:
In case you don't know what this is all about:
Part 1
Part 2
No Rummy Rumsfield pictures in this one, but I can promise a lot of cleavage.
There are also six prominent bloggers scattered throughout the video (not including yours truly). See if you can identify them:
In case you don't know what this is all about:
Part 1
Part 2
10/06/2008
The McCain Campaign Negated My Existence...

Here's the thing. I feel like I can safely say that I don't know this. I've heard people tell me he is, but I don't know it to be true. In fact, I have heard a lot of compelling evidence to the contrary. Yet, according to the McCain equation, I cannot exist. I'm like the square root of -1. They have effectively declared me part of the null set.
I gotta tell you, though. The null set isn't all that bad. It's quiet. Not a lot of traffic. People don't fuck with you. It beats the pants off the jet set.
Repackaged Testicle Humor...
10/05/2008
10/03/2008
Documentary Film Of The Day: Bigger, Stronger, Faster...

Netflix link HERE!
10/02/2008
I'm A Big Nerd...
I did another one of these. It's apparent I had some major issues with Rummy Rumsfield in late '06. All the Bears stuff is from the season they went to the Super Bowl and lost. I decided to stick with Squirrel Nut Zippers and the song "Lover's Lane" for the music. They have a bounciness that is nice and there was one that was about the same length. I'll try to mix things up a little on the next one. This one finishes out the posts from 2006:
Speaking Of Blogger Movies...

Falwless of "Lot's Better Then Your Blog" is going Hollywood!
I can't believe she was able to keep this a secret from us.
Some Guy's Blog - The Movie...
I know what you're thinking. You can't turn a blog into a movie! It'll never work! You're a fool and an idiot and you smell!
What I did was grabbed all the photos I used for posts during the first four months of the blog, in order, and plunked them into the Windows Movie Maker. Then I found a snappy song in my iTunes that was the same length, in this case "Got My Own Thing Now" by Squirrel Nut Zippers.
So, join me won't you, for a stroll down memory lane in what is sure to be some of the most random video you'll ever see:
What I did was grabbed all the photos I used for posts during the first four months of the blog, in order, and plunked them into the Windows Movie Maker. Then I found a snappy song in my iTunes that was the same length, in this case "Got My Own Thing Now" by Squirrel Nut Zippers.
So, join me won't you, for a stroll down memory lane in what is sure to be some of the most random video you'll ever see:
10/01/2008
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