10/29/2008

I'b Sick...

And I've already used every drippy-snot picture I could find on other posts. What I really need is one of these things. Could you imagine me walking around the supermarket wearing this? I could.

Megan is taking care of me. Later on we're going to try an experiment that involves waterboarding, only with orange juice and chicken soup. I'll let you know if it works.

14 comments:

Poobomber said...

I prefer motorboating to waterboarding when it comes to nautical recreation.

What the hell is it with all of us male bloggers being sick lately? You, me, Mjenks, and umm, I'm sure there are other male bloggers out there. They might even be sick too.

bubbles said...

I hope you feel better real soon! I've heard that taking a shot of apple cider vinegar will cure anything. It might be that after a shot of apple cider vinegar nothing could feel worse, but it can't hurt to try.

Dr Zibbs said...

That's similar to an invention idea I had in 6th grade called the "peddle-a-wipe"

Flannery Alden said...

I can only picture you wearing that get up in the grocery store if you are doing your old man walk.

get well soon!

SkylersDad said...

If you agree to wear it in the store, and post video, I will try and find it and buy it for you!

SkylersDad said...

Oh, and get well soon...

Didn't mean for your sickness to bring me pleasure, but what the hey, it's all about us readers out here!

Gwen said...

Here's what I told mjenks:

My grandma always said to place a live hen next to the patient, have the hen suck out the mucus, then have the patient drink a glass of his own urine twice a day.

He said it didn't work but you may get desperate.

Jen said...

this calls for the seinfeld
get well song:

Get well, get well soon we wish you to get well
Get well, get well soon we wish you to get well

c'mon
everybody SING!!!

Falwless said...

I really don't know this song of Jen's but I am singing it anyway. I'm probably way off key.

Mnmom said...

OK, I'll sing along, GET WELL-GET WELL-GET WELL. Bet you feel better already, right?
Actually that contraption would really come in handy - hope they mass market and come out with an infomercial.

Sans Pantaloons said...

You're not eating enough vegetables.

Bill Stankus said...

Now that's a good 'ween costume!

dguzman said...

Feel better. Whenever I feel a cold coming on, I always drink an entire gallon of Sunrise Valley brand frozen OJ (made into juice, not frozen, though) in one sitting. That's done the trick for me like three times in a row! (Either that or I wasn't really getting sick. Whatev.)

vikkitikkitavi said...

Chicken soup is for pussies. Find the hottest Thai or Chinese hot & sour you can and administer that. Make sure is super super spicy. You will sweat out the sick in about 20 minutes.

Or die during the attempt. But the percentage who die is really really low.