10/28/2008

Just Call Him "Poo Pants"...




My brother sent me this delightful tale told by Hall Of Famer George Brett. I thought it was appropriate for this blog. The sound is a little bad at the beginning, but it gets better. As my brother noted in his e-mail, perhaps it WASN'T pine tar after all.

12 comments:

Kimmie said...

Did he know that was recorded? That's a damn shame. Is nothing sacred?

Dr Zibbs said...

That was hysterical!!!!! I love how he says he's good for shitting himself twice a year.

kirby said...

I love the way the kid he's telling the story to keeps backing up, trying to get away from that clueless jagoff.

Kimmie said...

I don't trust anyone who says "True story." as a preface to the story, not to mention the closing statement.

SkylersDad said...

Who among us hasn't had "straight fuckin water" coming out of our pants at some time?

Mnmom said...

My husband is gonna LOVE this! Love those other players backing away, afraid he's going to blow again.

Twice a year!??! Really??!

Cooper Green said...

Kirby's right. Two minutes of shit stories seems to be about all a rookie can tolerate. After that, he's just putting up with an incontinent senior citizen. Brett had great sense at the plate, but apparently isn't worth a shit in the casino.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Brett is one of my favorite players of all time. I remember after he had hemorrhoid surgery he said to the press, "My problems are behind me now." No wonder you like him.

Dr Zibbs said...

I just gave you a little linkage on this one Chris. This is a classic.

greeneyesmcl said...

Yeah, but did he wash his hands when he was done?

Michelle J said...

Wow, and i always think how great it would be to be able to shit in my pants when i need to!!!

He is creepy thinking that the guy is really interested in listening to his shitty story!!

Anonymous said...

OMG you are in-fracking-corrigible. You and your bathroom obsessions. LOL.