10/15/2008

Drunk Blogging...

I say it's high fucking time we had a president with some goddamn facial hair. We haven't had a fucking president with facial hair since fucking TAFT, y'all! Jesus! One of these motherfuckers better grow a 'stache, a goat, something! Come on!

I just got back from the local Wensday (fuck the d) night beer tasting. It was Belgian beer night and all those beers have some serious alcohol content in 'em. I'm fired up about this shit!

Taft. That dude was huge.

22 comments:

Dusty said...

lol..he didn't miss too many meals did he?

I agree too.I love facial hair on men...women..not so much. ;p

Miss Alex said...

I fucking piss myself everytime I read your shit

Jess Wundrun said...

Obama should grow a soul patch on Nov. 5th. when he is president elect.

SkylersDad said...

How about a prez with a mowhawk? That would be sweet!

Distributorcap said...

you know he couldnt fit into the white house bath tub -- i am just saying

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I believe Taft was also the first President to offer moustache rides as well.

Beth said...

Zaft-Taft the Moustache Ride. I always loved that Pete Seeger song.

Leonesse said...

I am sooo tired. I apologize, but all I read was blah blah mustache, beard, blah blah, BEER(!), Taft.

I will have to come back tomorrow. I am going to go sit down, crack open a beer, then go to bed. ZZZzzz.

Some Guy said...

Thanks for stopping by Dusty and Jess!

The rest of you already know how much I appreciate you.

Kimmie said...

Yeah that was some funny shit.

dguzman said...

"Wensday (fuck the d)" = pure genius. You rule!

Mnmom said...

I blogged drunk once, it was a blast! Like drunk dialing but without the subsequent phone bill.

Falwless said...

You fucked the 'd' and the 'e,' too!

Spooney said...

Al Gore gained weight & grew a beard after the election was hijacked from him. Maybe it was a tribute to The Taftser.

Spooney said...

I meant Taftster.

Dick Small said...

So Taft sported the original porn stache....

kirby said...

Jess Wundrun is right, Obama with a soul patch would totally rock!

Doc said...

I find that my best blogging is done after a few beers. Some of my best examples are done on Thursday after Wensday (fuck the d) Night Tiki.

I hope you have a good breakfast with bacon.

Doc

Mik said...

I keep telling the wife I want a 'tache like that but she points to the couch and says "bed."

Special K said...

lolololol

Grant Miller said...

Carter had some bitchin' mutton chops for the first two years in office. Does that count?

Grant Miller said...

I'm upset Beth beat me to the inevitable "moustache ride" line.