I say it's high fucking time we had a president with some goddamn facial hair. We haven't had a fucking president with facial hair since fucking TAFT, y'all! Jesus! One of these motherfuckers better grow a 'stache, a goat, something! Come on!
I just got back from the local Wensday (fuck the d) night beer tasting. It was Belgian beer night and all those beers have some serious alcohol content in 'em. I'm fired up about this shit!
Taft. That dude was huge.