10/23/2008

Battle-Ready...

Sorry I'm so late with my daily post.
I've been busy sharpening my bayonet
for the impending War on Christmas.

I have a hunch the first shots
will be fired any day now.

9 comments:

Poobomber said...

Those Elves are members of Al Qaieda. I know it. Fuck them all.

Dr Zibbs said...

If there is a Boss's day war please let me know as - well, I'm the boss (no reference to the hit show "Who's the Boss" implied)

sista #2 said...

oh...The War is so on.............


peace
#2

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

The war on Christmas starts earlier every year.

Dale said...

Better watch that cat down below, the tinsel will end up coming out her ass.

Mnmom said...

Hey now, I love Christmas but not all the creepy retail aspects of it. Just the music, the food, the smells, the snow, and peace on earth goodwill toward man.

Bill Stankus said...

Yeah, pieces of earth ... and all that other symbolic crap. Whoopie, it's almost tax time too.

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

Honey, the Christmas shit was going up in the stores before I even left New York-- I think the first sighting was somewhere near the beginning of September.

I was reading just recently that when you have to bayonnette someone, you need to stick it in their guts and then give it a sharp twist to shredd up th' insides, else they'll skewer YOU.

Well, something disturbingly violent like that.

Kimmie said...

TV is banned. I don't want Girl to be brainwashed by the evil toy commercials. It's DVDs from now until the new year.