10/01/2008

Happy Birthday, Megan!...

It's my beloved girlfriend's birthday today.
She likes kitties.

25 comments:

Poobomber said...

Happy birthday Megan!

(Are you baking her a cake?)

(Taking her out for Mc D's?)

Megan said...

Here's a birthday conversation Chris and I had last night:

C - Do you want your present now?
M- No, it's not my birthday yet.
C- Do you want it wrapped?
M- Um, I guess not.
C- No, no I'll wrap it. (pause) Do we have any wrapping paper?
M- Are you fucking serious?!
C- No, I'm just kidding. So where is the wrapping paper?

GETkristiLOVE said...

That's so funny Megan - you better tell Chris that a frozen pizza will thaw if he doesn't give it to you right away... Happy Bday Chica!

Gwen said...

From the looks of her site, and the fact that we see snot over here a lot, I recommend she bake her own cake.

Happy birthday, Megan!

Cap'n Ergo "Carthage" Jinglebollocks said...

I prefer this b-day kitty myself, but maybe she's seen that.

This is a good month for birthdays, especially 'cuz mine is on Friday. I'm havin' some cake for ya today, schweetie.

teri said...

Happy Birthday, Megan! You're a saint for putting up with Some Guy for this long.

Dr Zibbs said...

Chris: Here's my gift Hon - it's going to be me doing that crazy walk, while singing Sister Christian and eating ribs.
Megan: But I've seen those things.
Chris: No but doing them at one time.

Jen said...

Happy
Birthday
Megan

anne altman said...

happy birthday, megan!

SkylersDad said...

Happy Birthday Megan!

I wish you both all the happiness there is to give!

Kimmie said...

A fellow LIBRA! Happy b-day!

Men!

Falwless said...

hahahahahahahaha @ your conversation....


Happy Birthday, Megan!

Mnmom said...

Chris and my husband might have been separated at birth. One year he wrote me a check . . . on our JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!

Beth said...

Happy birthday, Chris' beloved girlfriend!

Doc said...

Count yourself lucky. Most people do their silly walks alone. She deserves a night of fun and frivolity. Take her to the local steakhouse and promise not to drink the hot turkey/chicken drippings from the can. What more could a woman ask for?

Happy B'Day Megan! I can only hope that he doesn't treat you like a green popsicle, and does something romantic like stopping at the House Of Jerky on the way home.

Doc

Doc said...

Chris- Don't be afraid to use brown paper grocery bags to wrap presents. It shows you care enough to save a tree and makes her think that the live bait you got her was mail-order.

Brown paper: When you care enough to wrap it in the very best.

Doc

Dale said...

HAPPY SNAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!!

D.Debil said...

Then she should know that cats are motivated only by their white hot rage.


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vikkitikkitavi said...

Well, happy birthday, Megan!

You'll have to let us know how Chris did in the whole gifting area. I can't decide whether I think he will do well or poorly. Part of me thinks he will do well because he's a thoughtful guy. The other part of me remembers that what he mostly thinks about is poop.

Sans Pantaloons said...

Happy Birthday Megan!
I hope you are having a great day...

Mik said...

Hippy Barthday Megan, so what did he get you?

Megan said...

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone!

Since inquiring minds seem to want to know, Chris gave me an ice cream maker. It was wrapped -- quite nicely, in fact -- in paper he bought all by himself. And sure, an ice cream maker is kind of a present for him too, but I'd been talking about how I wished we had an ice cream maker all summer long. So he did good.

Marni said...

It's a day late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Micgar said...

Happy Belated B-Day Megan! Hope you had a great day! Chris sounds like me with the gift thing!

Cormac Brown said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Ever Patient Megan!