If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
It is my dream to one day own the most renowned truck of all, Bigfoot. That way I would never have to change lanes or brake ever again - two things that, quite frankly, have become tiresome. I would just drive right over traffic that was in front of me. It's not like people would be mad or anything. Let's face it, Bigfoot is an icon. It is the Hulk Hogan of monster trucks. People would be honored that their car was crushed by the famous Bigfoot. They'd smile and wave from their compressed windows and shout, "God bless you, Bigfoot, for all that you do!"