10/26/2008

My Dream...

It is my dream to one day own the most renowned truck of all, Bigfoot. That way I would never have to change lanes or brake ever again - two things that, quite frankly, have become tiresome. I would just drive right over traffic that was in front of me. It's not like people would be mad or anything. Let's face it, Bigfoot is an icon. It is the Hulk Hogan of monster trucks. People would be honored that their car was crushed by the famous Bigfoot. They'd smile and wave from their compressed windows and shout, "God bless you, Bigfoot, for all that you do!"

10 comments:

Mnmom said...

It can only be made better by a big ol' OBAMA bumper sticker!

BeckEye said...

I always wanted a steamroller, myself.

~E said...

Sweet! Then once you get it all tricked out and customized with your very own vanity plates and chromed out rims you can rename it..."compensation" ;)

~E

SkylersDad said...

"smile and wave from their compressed windows"

That is quite the image right there sir!

Falwless said...

hahaha

Dick Small said...

Um, how do you even get in one of those things???

katrocket said...

And now my dream is to take a ride in your monster truck.

Kirsten said...

You can't get that if I get it first! Thanks for the idea! :)

teri said...

Can we use this for the sidewalk/pedestrian traffic as well? If so, I'll take one in red, please!

Micgar said...

If you were driving down my street, I would impress people by just casually walking under you/BFoot.