I'm sorry, but once you write something as completely asinine as this, you have to put the pen down and step away.
The truly depressing thing is that I know there are some amazing political writers out there who deserve to be published and read by a wide audience, yet we are offered something as ridiculously titled as "Liberal Fascism". Jonah Goldberg, mega-fuck that he is, is even on TV from time to time. This guy's opinion is actually considered valuable by some.
How this asshole can still be taken seriously by any legitimate media outlet is beyond my comprehension.
For your convenience, here are historian Lawrence Britt's "14 Tenets Of Fascism".