12/12/2007

Buck Teeth...

When I was younger, I thought buck teeth were super-cool. No joke. I would often cover my bottom lip with my front teeth in a lame attempt to appear to have buck teeth.

I was weird.

Was?

Who am I kidding? I still am.

19 comments:

Distributorcap said...

i also had buck teeth -- i also had parent that made me get braces at age 9 to get rid of those buck teeth

so for 3 years i was abused as metal mouth

Dale said...

Mine filed down naturally when I chew on trees.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

I didn't want buck teeth exactly but would have preferred a serious overbite, and was certain clarinet lessons would do the trick. I wanted to look like Bridget Bardot.

Marni said...

My son has buck teeth now and cannot help but smile with them showing! He thinks it's cool, too.

So

No. You are not wierd (on that point at least)

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I thought Buck Teeth played 3rd base in the Cleveland Indians minor leaguse system for a few years in the late 1970's.

Hot Lemon said...

fuggah has 2 Chicklets up front, thar...

Catherinette Singleton said...

What were your feelings on long ears and carrots?

Spooney said...

When I was younger I thought having a huge cock would be super-cool!
Thank god I grew up & I don't think that anymore.

vikkitikkitavi said...

You would've loved my family, Chris. All 3 of us kids had to wear braces to tame our wild overbites.

SkylersDad said...

I had teeth that were so huge that I had to have 6 teeth pulled to make room for them all when I got braces.

I wore braces for 7 years...

I was the envy of all

Madam Z said...

I wanted "doe" teeth, but was cursed with buck teeth, instead. I've suffered from a sexual identity complex ever since.

Micgar said...

Now what do you think of buck teeth? I had buck teeth when I was in elementary school-got teased a lot.

Grant Miller said...

I just wanted to leave a comment saying great post...
Baba Booey!!

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Anonymous said...

When I was about 12 I fell in love with a girl with "buck teeth" and I mean the type that rests over her bottom lip when her mouth closes. I became focused on them as I'd notice how she'd shape her mouth to pronounce words, eat, etc. I ended up associating our later sexual behavior with this part of her anatomy (and other parts too, of course!).
By the time she moved away, shortly after, I fixated on buck teeth, to the point that I wanted to have them too.
I restarted my old thumb sucking habit and made sure that, while indulging, I'd apply a steady force to my front teeth, upward and forward. Eventually they started moving and, once they moved forward enough, it was easy and convenient to have my bottom lip finish off the job. Needless to say, all this time, I resisted my parent's attempts to stop it all, the thumb sucking, their attempts at getting me braces, the "habit rake", etc.
But, I finally achieved my goal, having obvious, flared and bucked teeth that natually rest outside my mouth and over my lower lip. I couldn't stop the thumb sucking habit, doing it now only after I go to sleep and totally unconsciously. My girlfriend thinks it all "cute", so I'm very happy about it all.
Never did meet up with Liz, the orginal buck toothed girl, after she moved away.

Jenna Schrock said...

LOL @ the comments! What made you think that way that time? Maybe you got to watch some funny cartoons or something and it lingered in your head for a long time. Well, it's a matter of personal preference. If you want it out, there's always the dentist to help you properly.

Calandra Janocha said...

Oh! I have a friend who has buck teeth, but he looks cute! It just fit his curly hair, and he doesn't mind being called a rabbit. He would even purse his lips so his two front teeth are showing and pretend he was a rabbit. Hahahaha! Anyway, Jenna's right, there are dentists who can do the job. :-)

7572682a-f241-11e1-9e54-000bcdcb471e said...

Oh yeah. Bucked teeth are cool/Hot. Some year I also want to get braces again and have a facemask that is used to pull the top ones into an ultra bucked position.

gt.metal.mouth said...

Oh yeah. Bucked teeth are cool/Hot. Some year I also want to get braces again and have a facemask that is used to pull the top ones into an ultra bucked position.