Everyone knows how much I hate
wasps and
yellow jackets. Earlier this summer, Megan bought this trap for $9.99. I had my doubts about how it would work, but I was pleasantly surprised. They are attracted by a scented cotton-ball, fly in, but can't fly out. As you can see, we caught a shitload of these little bastards, something I'm sure will have the PETA people all over my ass. I decided to empty out the trap yesterday and tally up just how many got nabbed. There were 48 whole ones and a few bits and pieces of the others. I decided to honor their wretched lives by naming them:
- Bitsy
- Mitzi
- Waspy
- T.J. Hooker
- Greg
- Inky
- Blinky
- Stinky
- Skidamarinky
- Snoopy
- Prickly Pete
- Leonid Brezhnev
- Tito
- Jermaine
- Jackie
- Randy
- Cheesy Gordita Crunch
- Johnny Big Nose
- Mongo
- Pax
- Shiloh
- Suri
- Manolete
- Pantuflas
- Billy Clyde Tuggle
- "The Dude"
- Walter Sobchak
- Lightnin' Hopkins
- Elmore James
- T-Bone Walker
- Fart-breath
- Pookie
- Schnookums
- Gargamel
- Azreal
- Snowball
- Waspy Jr.
- Old Man Gigglesnort
- Dirty Dragon
- Dick Ruthven
- Dick Tidrow
- Steve Ontiveros
- "The Gooch"
- Boner Stabone
- Booger
- Bob Loblaw
- Charles
- Chachi Arcola
Everyone knows how much I hate wasps and yellow jackets. Earlier this summer, Megan bought this trap for $9.99. I had my doubts about how it would work, but I was pleasantly surprised. They are attracted by a scented cotton-ball, fly in, but can't fly out. As you can see, we caught a shitload of these little bastards, something I'm sure will have the PETA people all over my ass. I decided to empty out the trap yesterday and tally up just how many got nabbed. There were 48 whole ones and a few bits and pieces of the others. I decided to honor their wretched lives by naming them:
8 comments:
snoopy
and T-Bone Walker
both - too young to die
they will be missed
What about Boner Stabone?...Oh..you already thought of that.
The wasps, yellow jackets & bees here in LA are totally chill. We get a lot of them in our yard, but they never bother us. We live in complete harmony with them. There ain't no skeeters either!
It's a magical land...really.
I'm so glad Fritzi and Titzi escaped your death camp.
Not really. I've hated those little bastards ever since one crawled up my shorts and bit a chunk of my thigh off.
I'm laughing too hard to comment. This is, at once, the dumbest and most awesomest post ever.
Fart breath? Ouch! I bet he/she had a hell of a sting!
You are the king of naming, my friend.
you didnt name one after Condi?
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