8/05/2008

You Know Who Republicans Remind Me Of?...

This kid, Nathan, who went to my grade school.
He thought he was a real tough guy.
It's like, dude, you're not tough.
An oversized leather jacket doesn't make you tough.
The fact that your dad owns a hardware store doesn't make you tough.

You're lame.
All someone had to do was sneeze and your fucking nose would bleed.

12 comments:

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

so how did we wind up letting them run the world, is what *I* wanna know...

Falwless said...

Nathan's such a pussy. Look at that fey pose.

Dr Zibbs said...

You're right,those things don't make him tough but I guess you didn't notice the pose of his left hand. Pure power fist - ready for attack.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

I'm sure Nathan was also afraid of the big, black kid in the neighborhood.

Doc said...

Yeah, put Nathan in cell block "D" for twenty minutes and he would be cryin' for his mama. Wuss.

Doc

SkylersDad said...

I am so tough that I am almost certain I could take Nathan 2 out of 3 falls...

Mnmom said...

I hate Nathan. He grew up to be Gov Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota.

Dale said...

Blood, I want to see the blood.

Micgar said...

Funny how you can tell 'em even back then huh?!

Distributorcap said...

i bet nathan grew up to be a hedge fund operator with some sex scandal

-Nathan said...

Leave me the fuck alone!!!

Neighbor said...

You are correct sir!!!! It's the circle of life. The kids in school that were ignorant, close minded bullies grow up to rule the world i.e. cops, statesmans, politicians, ceos and so forth.