Megan really likes Van Morrison. She had some of his music playing last night when I got home. I made the observation that Van mentions "Jelly Roll" in all of his songs.
"Not ALL of his songs," she said.
"Well, at least 50% of them he does."
"OK, maybe 50%."
For the remainder of his CD, I started replacing various lyrics with "Jelly Roll". She was not amused. I was. It went something like this: