8/17/2008

Ways I Annoy The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend, Part 3...

I walk funny.

Okay, I know I'm not going in order so I hope you can follow along. A big mistake a girlfriend can make is letting it be known when she finds something her boyfriend does annoying. Doing this creates an even greater incentive for us. This one has been in my arsenal for a long time. I like to do it when we're at the grocery store or walking down the sidewalk or when we're together in view of other people. She cowers, red-faced, but I know deep down she loves it.

19 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I detect some anti simian sentiment in that funny walk.

SkylersDad said...

You need to get into the clinic and have that artificial hip lubed.

Dr Zibbs said...

Not only am I the man of a thousand voices, I'm also the dude with shit loads of walks. AND - luckily for you, I'm taking on new members and starting a gang. That was funny as hell. I do the same to annoy the hell out of loved ones. It makes ME feel good.

Dale said...

Everyone wins a medal!

lulu said...

Dude, I'm not finding you a new girlfriend when Megan comes to her senses.

teri said...

you look like you have a disability and not the typical one that's in your head, either.

Doc said...

That is a Popeye walk if I ever saw one!

Doc

Bill Stankus said...

Too many steroids fer sure ... but that's a nice boat.

whenharrymetsalad said...

If you need some help with this series, I have LOADS of ideas.

Jen said...

"the monkey walk"

that's what
I would call it..

kirby said...

You know, throw in a few "pull my fingers," and you are going to be the most awesome dad ever!

Mnmom said...

Oh My God it's a good thing I didn't have any food or drink in my mouth right then!! That made my eyes water.

Leonesse said...

Dad?

Distributorcap said...

careful, she might push you off that dock

vikkitikkitavi said...

Have you ever had a parent tell you that if you don't stop making that face, that it will stick that way?

Seeing you do that walk might be a crystal ball into your future, young man.

Falwless said...

You can just hear Megan trying not to crack up!

You are such a retard, I swear. In other words, I adore you.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I agree, the best part is Megan's faint squeaks as she tries not to bust a gut. Oh, thank you Chris. That made me laugh for a while.

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Stop it.

Micgar said...

Damn that must be annoying! but funnier n hell too!