1/10/2008

Whatever You Do...

Do NOT fuck with Bea Arthur.
There is no greater pain in this world
than the sting of her disapproving glare.

16 comments:

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

I learned that back in her Maude days. One day I poked her with a stick, and skaddleay-bob-howdy, did I GET IT!!

Anonymous said...

Me mum came pretty close, but she added a killer sigh that would take you out every time.

Jen said...

I got nothing but respect

SkylersDad said...

Hell is watching those horribly long Maude intros on endless loop.

Distributorcap said...

maude or dorothy?

Some Guy said...

DC- I believe that's a picture from "Maude". At least that's what I did an image search for.

Joe said...

I don't worry about that. Because, whenever I see Bea Arthur, the next thing I think of is Adrienne Barbeau. And that gives me a special feeling.

Moderator said...

A friend of mine in college swore he thought she was hot.

Anonymous said...

I think I'd rather have her give me the disapproving glare than her seductive one. Then again, maybe they're the same. I don't know.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I loved Maude! Her relationship with Walter is what I patterned my relationship with Spooney on.

Bronwyn said...

I think you will appreciate this.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/6/706c39aad9d297384e07afd3ffcf8eea.jpg

It's Bea Arthur wrestling raptors.

Coaster Punchman said...

Did you ever hear the story of how Bea Arthur walked up to the host stand in a restaurant and said "Hello, I have a reservation." The man answered "ok, thank you, what is your name?" "Arthur." "Thank you! What is your last name?"

Anonymous said...

Didn't hear that one, but I did hear the one about how Bea Arthur ripped some poor restaurant host's balls off once.

Writeprocrastinator said...

That's from "Maude," note the clothes and a few less wrinkles.

She stole that glare from Wil E. Coyote.

WendyB said...

I feel it piercing through me!

Dale said...

I would not fuck with Big Bea. Hilarious story CP.